I LOVE ME I took myself out on a date
and said I'm looking grand,
and when I got my courage up I asked to hold my hand. I took me to a restaurant and then a movie show. I put my arm around me in the most secluded row. I whispered sweetly in my ear of happiness and bliss, and then I almost slapped me when I tried to steal a kiss. Then afterwards I walked me home and since I'm so polite I thanked me for a perfect date and wished myself goodnight. There's just one little problem and it kind of hurts my pride. Myself would not invite me in so now I'm locked outside! Kenn Nesbitt |
I Love Me
Jokes, JOKES
Man: "Ouch! A crab just bit my toe."
Dr.: " Which one?"
Man: " I don´t know, all crabs look alike to me."
Why did the little girl tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
She didn´t want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Doctor, doctor, I´ve just swallowed a sheep.
How do you feel?
Very ba-a-a-ad.
Dr.: " Which one?"
Man: " I don´t know, all crabs look alike to me."
Why did the little girl tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
She didn´t want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Doctor, doctor, I´ve just swallowed a sheep.
How do you feel?
Very ba-a-a-ad.
RiddLes, RIDDLES
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You´re too young to smoke.
What has a neck but can´t swallow?
A bottle.
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
What part of the army could a baby join?
The infantry.
What never asks questions but gets lots of answers?
A doorbell.
You´re too young to smoke.
What has a neck but can´t swallow?
A bottle.
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
What part of the army could a baby join?
The infantry.
What never asks questions but gets lots of answers?
A doorbell.
HAve a LAugh this CARNIVAL!
"Doctor, doctor, what can I do, my little boy has swallowed my pen?"
"Use a pencil until I get there."
"Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I´m invisible".
"Who said that?"
"Doctor, doctor I keep seeing little black spots before my eyes.
"Have you seen a doctor before'"
"No, just little black spots."
"Use a pencil until I get there."
"Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I´m invisible".
"Who said that?"
"Doctor, doctor I keep seeing little black spots before my eyes.
"Have you seen a doctor before'"
"No, just little black spots."
Mardi Gras: Louisiana (USA)
Mardi Gras Day is always 47 days before Easter Sunday and
New Orleans Mardi Gras Indians named themselves after the
Cape Town MinstreL CaRniVaL
The KLOPSE (clubs) or Kaapse Klopse takes place on the 2nd of January.
Participants are typically from Afrikaan speaking working class "coloured" or mixed race families who have preserved this tradition since the mid-19th century..
The minstrel show, or minstrelsy, was an American entertainment consisting of music, comic and variety acts and dancingperformed by white people in a blackface or, especially after the USA Civil War, black people in blackface?!
Participants are typically from Afrikaan speaking working class "
The minstrel show, or minstrelsy, was an American entertainment consisting of music, comic and variety acts and dancing
The "Carrion" flower
"Carrion" means dead or rotting flesh!
Orbea variegata
It originally comes from the winter rainfall area of the Western Cape mainly along the coastal belt. It grows actively during Winter and Spring.
Orbea ubomboensis
Orbea melanantha
Orbea elegans Plowes is the most recently described species and it´s listed as Critically Endangered.
Orbea namaquensis. It´s restricted to Namaqualand in the northwestern corner of South Africa.
Orbea variegata
It originally comes from the winter rainfall area of the Western Cape mainly along the coastal belt. It grows actively during Winter and Spring.
Orbea ubomboensis
Orbea melanantha
Orbea elegans Plowes is the most recently described species and it´s listed as Critically Endangered.
Orbea namaquensis. It´s restricted to Namaqualand in the northwestern corner of South Africa.
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