It iS Holy Innocents Day

CrAcK SoMe JoKeS

How should you dress on a cold day?
QUICKLY!

What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around while I go on ahead.

And here´s list of some books:
1.  Easy Money by Robin Banks
2.  Time to Eat by Dean R. Bell
3.  Long Walk by Miss D. Bus
4.  The Dog´s Dinner by Nora Bone

Crack a Joke

What keys are furry?
MonKeys.

What do gorillas sing at Chirstmastime?
"Jungle bells, jungle bells"

What´s the biggest species of mouse in the world?
The HippopotaMouse.

Jokes, JOKES

Man: "Ouch! A crab just bit my toe."
Dr.: " Which one?"
Man: " I don´t know, all crabs look alike to me."

Why did the little girl tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
She didn´t want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Doctor, doctor, I´ve just swallowed a sheep.
How do you feel?
Very ba-a-a-ad.

HAve a LAugh this CARNIVAL!

"Doctor, doctor, what can I do, my little boy has swallowed my pen?"
"Use a pencil until I get there."

"Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I´m invisible".
"Who said that?"

"Doctor, doctor I keep seeing little black spots before my eyes.
"Have you seen a doctor before'"
"No, just little black spots."