I´m a Little Star

 

 



Santa You´re Much Too Fat

 

Santa Claus You Are Much Too Fat

I heard a reindeer hoof,
then Santa dressed in red,
Came crashing through the roof
and landed on my bed.
I thought it was a dream,
but quickly did I wake,
As soon as I heard Santa scream,
"I want a piece of cake!"

 

[Chorus]
 Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
you are much too fat;
I was sleeping peacefully
but not my bed is flat. Oh!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
how much do you weigh?
I'm glad I'm not a reindeer

that has to pull your sleigh!

 



 He got up off the floor
and said, "How do you do?"
I said, "My back is sore,
my head is black and blue."
"So sorry!" he replied,
and then he asked my name.
He offered me a ride, I said,
"No, thank you just the same!" 

 

[Chorus]
 Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
you are much too fat;
I was sleeping peacefully
but not my bed is flat. Oh!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
how much do you weigh?
I'm glad I'm not a reindeer

that has to pull your sleigh!
 

 I heard a "ho, ho, ho,"
the sleigh was in the sky.
But it was moving slow
 and wasn't very high.
It wobbled in the air,
 I hoped it wouldn't fall;
Said Santa, chewing cookies,
"Merry Christmas, one and all!"

 

 

[Chorus]
Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
you are much too fat;
I was sleeping peacefully
but not my bed is flat. Oh!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
how much do you weigh?

I'm glad I'm not a reindeer
that has to pull your sleigh!

  

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho

Santa you´re too fat