Jokes, JOKES

Man: "Ouch! A crab just bit my toe."
Dr.: " Which one?"
Man: " I don´t know, all crabs look alike to me."

Why did the little girl tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
She didn´t want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Doctor, doctor, I´ve just swallowed a sheep.
How do you feel?
Very ba-a-a-ad.