Santa You´re Much Too Fat

 
Santa Claus You Are Much Too Fat

I heard a reindeer hoof,

then Santa dressed in red,
Came crashing through the roof

and landed on my bed.
I thought it was a dream,

but quickly did I wake,
As soon as I heard Santa scream,

"I want a piece of cake!"

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Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
you are much too fat;
I was sleeping peacefully

but not my bed is flat. Oh!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus,

how much do you weigh?
I'm glad I'm not a reindeer
that has to pull your sleigh!
 

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 He got up off the floor

and said, "How do you do?"
I said, "My back is sore,

my head is black and blue."
"So sorry!" he replied,

and then he asked my name.
He offered me a ride, I said,

"No, thank you just the same!" 
 
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[Chorus]
 
Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
you are much too fat;
I was sleeping peacefully

but not my bed is flat. Oh!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus,

how much do you weigh?
I'm glad I'm not a reindeer
that has to pull your sleigh!
 
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 I heard a "ho, ho, ho,"
the sleigh was in the sky.
But it was moving slow

 and wasn't very high.
It wobbled in the air,

 I hoped it wouldn't fall;
Said Santa, chewing cookies,

"Merry Christmas, one and all!"
 
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[Chorus]
Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus,

you are much too fat;
I was sleeping peacefully

but not my bed is flat. Oh!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus,

how much do you weigh?
I'm glad I'm not a reindeer
that has to pull your sleigh!
  
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Santa you´re too fat

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