Not too soon you big baboon...

"Monkeys Feasting" 

By Flemish Painter Jan Brueghel the Elder

See you later, alligator...

Sir Joseph Banks (1743-1820) was a Naturalist and patron of Science. 
From an early age his passion was Natural History and in particular, Botany. 
He joined Captain Cook's 1768 expedition on the Endeavour to Tahiti for the astronomical observation of Venus transit.

In this satirical drawing by English caricaturist Thomas Rowlandson,  he is shown about to eat an alligator, a reference to his zoological interests. 

GoodBye...



Bill Haley & Comets "See you later alligator"

(SHE, HE, IT, WE, YOU, THEY) Learn Your Pronouns!


PaLLas and the Centaurus by Italian Painter Sandro Boticelli

In greek mythology, Pallas is a nymph, the daughter of Triton. 
Athenas kills her companion and opponent in battle and gains her name.
Pallas is also an asteroid, the largest body not rounded under its own gravity of the Solar System with a diameter of 544 km. 
It was discovered by Heinrich Wilhelm Olbers on March 28, 1802
PallasHST2007.jpg
Hubble Space Telescope photograph

WEird, WEierdER, WEierdEST: Comparative & Superlative Adjectives


An ExtraOrdinary RiddLe

What can run
but never walks.
Has a mouth
but never talks.
Has a bed
but never sleeps...

Carcajou River and Mackenzie River confluence, Northwest Territories, Canada
Carcajou and Mackenzie river confluence
(NorthWest Territories, Canada)

Two Little Eyes


Two little eyes to look around
Two little ears to hear each sound. 
One little nose to smell what's sweet. 
One little mouth that likes to eat.


May 12 is Limmerick Day!


A creature of charm is the gerbil 
Its diet's exclusively herbal; 
 It grazes all day 
On bunches of hay 
 Passing gas with an elegant burble.


I know a schoolboy from Dubai, 
Who was baked by mistake in a pie. 
 To his mother’s disgust 
He emerged through the crust, 
And exclaimed, "What a good boy am I!"

There once was a man from Peru 
Who dreamt that he swallowed his shoe. 
 He woke up in fright 
In the mid of the night 
To learn that his dream had come true!


There once was a princess named Jinx 
Who was asked what she thought of the Sphinx. 
She replied with a smile, 
 "That old fraud by the Nile? 
 I personally think that she stinks!"

My Dad


My dad is tall and strong and clever.
My dad is funny and hairy.
My dad laughs, sings and whistles.
That´s my dad!  

Mother

Mother my darling.
Mother my dear.
I love you, I love you.
Each day of the year. 
You are so sweet.
And you are so kind.
That I am glad you are my mom.

John Fiorucci: Canadian Photographer



The Maharaja of the KeyBoard: O.P (Oscar Peterson)

This canadian winner of 8 Grammy Awards,  is considered one of the most influencial jazz pianist. 
Oscar Peterson (O.P) released more than 200 recordings!
Check Out his Piano Lesson...
C Jam BLues