I Love Me
I LOVE ME I took myself out on a date
and said I'm looking grand,
and when I got my courage up I asked to hold my hand. I took me to a restaurant and then a movie show. I put my arm around me in the most secluded row. I whispered sweetly in my ear of happiness and bliss, and then I almost slapped me when I tried to steal a kiss. Then afterwards I walked me home and since I'm so polite I thanked me for a perfect date and wished myself goodnight. There's just one little problem and it kind of hurts my pride. Myself would not invite me in so now I'm locked outside! Kenn Nesbitt |
Jokes, JOKES
Man: "Ouch! A crab just bit my toe."
Dr.: " Which one?"
Man: " I don´t know, all crabs look alike to me."
Why did the little girl tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
She didn´t want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Doctor, doctor, I´ve just swallowed a sheep.
How do you feel?
Very ba-a-a-ad.
Dr.: " Which one?"
Man: " I don´t know, all crabs look alike to me."
Why did the little girl tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
She didn´t want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Doctor, doctor, I´ve just swallowed a sheep.
How do you feel?
Very ba-a-a-ad.
RiddLes, RIDDLES
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You´re too young to smoke.
What has a neck but can´t swallow?
A bottle.
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
What part of the army could a baby join?
The infantry.
What never asks questions but gets lots of answers?
A doorbell.
You´re too young to smoke.
What has a neck but can´t swallow?
A bottle.
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
What part of the army could a baby join?
The infantry.
What never asks questions but gets lots of answers?
A doorbell.