PirAtes JOkeS

Question: What did the pirate buy from the Apple store?
Answer: An iPatch

Question: How much does a pirate's treasure cost?
Answer: An arm and a leg

Question: Why was the pirate walking round the park dragging a piece of wood tied to some string?
Answer: Because the captain had told him to walk the plank.

Question: Why couldn´t the pirate play cards?
Answer: Because he was standing on the deck

Question: What is a pirate's favourite mint?
Answer: Pieces of After Eight